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the bingo was stupid last time and stupider now

arrthurpendragon:

Then I guess the event isn’t for you. But I know for a fact that there are those who appreciate the event and made friends because of it. It’s for them. You … go do you.

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  • middleearthpixie

    Brilliant Disguise ~ Chapter One

    Summary: Speech therapist Josephine Asharm has been brought into Erebor to work with Bifur, but trying to find her place among people who eye her suspiciously would be difficult enough under normal circumstances, but when Sophie finds herself caught between the king, his most trusted lieutenant, and the dwarf she’s there to help? She’s certain no good can come of it. Being of Man, not only does she stand out in the dwarf kingdom, she’s not entirely certain she’s actually welcome there at all. 

    Thorin only agreed to allow Sophie to live amongst them out of a sense of duty to Bifur, who is recovering from an odd head injury (is there any other way to describe having an axe blade lodged in one’s head, only to have it later dislodged during the Battle of the Five Armies?) Before the battle, he spoke only khuzdul. But since it? He’s regained the ability to speak Westron—if only he could but remember any of it. As for Thorin? He’s trying his damndest to ignore his own growing feelings for her, besides, he has more than enough on his plate as it is.

    Both Sophie and Thorin are haunted by their pasts and are uncertain of their futures, but sometimes, chances must be taken…  

    A/N: This is loosely tied into my Christmas fic, Yule, which can be found here. Post-BOTFA Where Everybody Lives

    Summary: Dís arrives in Dale to ask Sophie to come to Erebor to work with Bifur.

    Pairings: Thorin Oakenshield x OFC Josephine (Sophie) Asharm 

    Characters:Thorin Oakenshield, Sophie 

    Warnings: None

    Rating: T

    Word Count: 2,239 words

    Khuzdul Translation: 

    mimûna - little one (f)

    zubdabudê - my little lady

    ’amad - mother

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    Sophie Asharm held tightly to the little hand in hers. “Please, stop fidgeting, love,” she said softly, but sternly. “Mama’s nervous enough, you know.”

    Large blue eyes blinked up at her. “I’m sorry, Mama.”

    The apology in the little voice made Sophie forget her nerves for a moment and she crouched before her daughter to smooth Heather’s delicate dark ringlets away from her face before lifting the little girl in her arms to give her a squeeze. “No, you need not apologize. This is a big change for both of us. It’s hard to fault you for fidgeting.”

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  • lya-dustin

    Someone will remember us

    Chapter 31

    Cw: underage sex, underage drinking, some ableism and as usual vigorous slutshaming by the greens

    Gif by: @onemillionyous

    Taglist: @arrthurpendragon @ocappreciationtag @fyeahhotdocs @stargaryenx @theboyishtree

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    Originally posted by onemillionyous

    “I do not know what you are speaking about, your grace. My granddaughter is a perfectly healthy girl.” The Targaryen princess lies with ease.

    “She was petrified with fear, that was all,” Teora adds.

    “I was told that my son was making inquiries about atonic seizures to Maester Orwyle. Then I saw it happen.” The queen’s eyes mist up in pity.

    “Vaegon lived to be eighty, Aegon the Conqueror lived to be sixty, the odds aren’t against her.” Rhaenys said, reminding them all that Aemma will not die. “If you breathe a word to anyone, I am honor bound to kill you.”

    Viserys knows, but even at the Stranger’s door he knew better than to let Otto know.

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  • kingsmakers:
“Salt & Sorrow ~ Chapter 3
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Aemond Targaryen agrees to marry Dalton Greyjoy’s widowed twin sister, Mariel, to gain the Iron Fleet. Aemond’s volatility clashes with Mariel’s stubbornness, and the pair are determined to despite...
  • kingsmakers

    Salt & Sorrow ~ Chapter 3

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    Aemond Targaryen agrees to marry Dalton Greyjoy’s widowed twin sister, Mariel, to gain the Iron Fleet. Aemond’s volatility clashes with Mariel’s stubbornness, and the pair are determined to despite each other. What will happen when the growing tension between them finally reaches a breaking point?

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  • themaradaniels

    Sod's Law Had Better Be The Last Chapter 15

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    Pairings: Owen Grady x Lennie Scott (OFC), Michael Masrani (OMC) x Joan Grant (OFC), Kayla Watts x Denise Roberts, Claire Dearing x ?

    Rated: Mature

    Plot:
    It's been just over 4 years since Owen, Lennie, and Barry escaped (destroyed?) Mantah Corp. Since Owen and Lennie adopted Catie, the genetic experiment Eli Mills was hoping to replicate and sell. They've managed to evade anyone who might want to use Catie for their own benefit, until they run into Rainn Delacourt at a gas station on the way to pick up Catie from school.

    Now Catie and Beta have been abducted.

    Why have Catie and Beta been flown to Malta? Who’s behind their abduction? And why the hell is there a dinosaur black market?

    AO3
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    Jurassic World AU: Anything That Can Go Wrong.... (Main Series)
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  • kingsmakers:
“Gardens of Misery: Chapter 11
Read it here: Fanfiction | AO3
Demelza Dayne finds herself at the centre of a conflict between the two women she cares about most, her best friends Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower. In the midst of...
  • kingsmakers

    Gardens of Misery: Chapter 11

    Read it here: Fanfiction | AO3

    Demelza Dayne finds herself at the centre of a conflict between the two women she cares about most, her best friends Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower. In the midst of brewing turmoil, and men of the court scheming to gain her favour, Demelza finds herself playing a dangerous game of survival, both in court and home in Dorne.

    Demelza lifted her chin. “What do I get out of this?”

    “Insolent girl!” Corlys barked, eyes sparking with anger. “You should show more gratitude. We kept you here out of the goodness of our hearts, despite your condition…”

    “Corlys.” Rhaenys glanced at him, shaking her head. When she looked at Demelza, there was something like pride in her pale eyes. “Lady Demelza understands that this could be a mutually beneficial transaction. Tell me, what is it that you want?”

    “Freedom, for myself and my daughters.” Demelza planted her hands on her hips. Perhaps Corlys was right and she was overreaching herself, but if she did not ask, she would not get. “I have no desire to be banished from court at a whim. I will go to King’s Landing as you ask, but if I do, I am making a place for myself there. Gossip aside.”

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